A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is HUSBAND.!
Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to
Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye, main doobonga to sahara dega.
Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
its difficult 2 understand God. He makes such beautiful things as women, .and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!
After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice.
He Chcked 1st patient’s eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finally said BOLE TO………. TORCH THEEEEK HAI
It takes thousand workers to build a castle. Million soldiers to protect a country. BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME!
Let’s Thank ……KAAMWALI
Sagaai hui… Shadi Hui… Biwi ghar main aayi…Ghar SWARG ban gaya…aur main…SWARGWASI…
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