Funny SMS - 21

Bahooo aik gair mard ke sath sari raat ghar se bahar rahi, aur saas ne kuch nahi kaha !! Kyon?
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Sooncho
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My bataoon
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Kyon ki saas bi kabhi bahoo thi !

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Can u think k

2+5=11 , kaise aye?

Socho-Socho

Nahi maluum?

Thoda aur dimag lagao

Abhi bhi nahi?

OK let me tell u k kaise aye

Are buddhu itna bhi nahi jante..

"GALTI SE"

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Doggi
To
Muskura
Kum
Se
Kum
Aap
Par
Hai
Bheja
Sms
Ye
Jisne
Ge
Kaho
Bura bhala
Ko
Bande
Uss
Aap
Baad
K
Padhne
Ko
Sms
Iss

Confused naa?
Ab neechey se padho


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Generation Next Motto:

Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.


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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.

Saheb: Kal aana.

Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

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Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?

Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?


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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

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