Funny SMS-4

Gadha kitna bekaar janwar hai,
Duniya isko nakara samjhti hai,
Magar is bechare ki himmat to dekho,
ye sms kitni ghor se parh raha hai.
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Girl's excuses:
Phone mat kiya karo dear,
mom hoti hai near,
papa se lagta hai fear,
baat nahin hoti hai clear.
Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear.
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What's the diff between Dava &d Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date
and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungi
Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
2008 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
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Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey!
Bhagwan apko Naukri de!
Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe!
Bhagwan apko Barkat de!
Yaad ho gaya?
Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja
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Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo.
Jo Dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
piche walo ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge....
Ha ha ha ha
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Dali ne dali par nazar dali,
kisi ne is par dali,
kisi ne uspar dali,
hum ne jis par nazar dali,
uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali.
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When words fails, Eyes works.
When eyes fails, heart works.
When heart fails...
To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya!.......
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