Paise kam ho to sms kar Lena,
Agar yeh bhi na kar sake to
Mobile dahi me daal kar vibration on karna,
Or LASSI pi Lena...
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Hurry up.
Fill in the blanks
with "Haan" or"Nahi":
1:____main insaan nahi hoon.
2:____main hi chor hoon.
3:___mera koi ilaaj nahi.
4:____main hi idiot hoon.
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Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
Hum "DETTOL" k Siva kuch laagate nahi.
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Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere sms se..........
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Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE "GANDHIGIRI" se samjhane ka tarika.
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Lalu : Itana Sara log football ko lat kahe mar rahe hai?
Sardar : Gol kar NE ke liye.
Lalu : Sasura gol hi toh hai aur kitna gol karenge
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Wife : Kal rat tum nind me muje galiya de rahe the
Husband : Tumhe galat-fehmi hui he
Wife : Kaisi galat-fehmi?
Husband : Yehi ki me nind me tha
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