Funny SMS - 5

Hazaro ladkiya aati hai
Hazaro jati hai
Hazaro hasti hai
Hazaro rulati hai
Lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai
Jo Doli me aati haiAur gale pad jati hai.

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Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!

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Aap itrate bahut ho
Dil ko behlate bahut ho
Sochte hai aap ko DINNER par Le jaaye
Par kya kare ZALIM tum khate bahut ho.

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Jab jab hum NE chaha tab tab tum jaage,
Jab jab hum NE chaha tab tab tum jaage,
Kyuki tumare ghar ki ghanti hum hi Baja kar bhaage...

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