Jokes - 6

what is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
wondaring how?
thats bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR
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ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,
use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?

kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..
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who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
..........sita with ravan
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wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
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n elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their
marrige…guess y??
they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k daant bahar hain**
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Full form of MATHS????
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…
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what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina

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3+ 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?



Bataao Bataao!



Nahi Pata?!!



Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!

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Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI

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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

= Heart Attack

Matlab

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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!

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