Hindi SMS -10

Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par Saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na Saab,GF NE Bhikari bana diya!


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Dosti karo college wali se,
Ishq karo office wali se,
Flirt karo pados wali se,
Pyaar karo dilwali se,
Aankh larao sali se,
Aur maar khao ghar wali se.


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Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,

Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.


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Ravan decides to apologize to Ram.
Ram opens the door.
Ravan blankly stares at Ram & can you guess what he is thinking?
Sala kiss moonh se maafi maangu.


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Suno gaur se pepsi walo,
Buri nazar na coke pe dalo,
Chahe jitna dew pila lo,
Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!!
Hai na hum pure hindustani.. .


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Namo-namo patni maharani, tumhri mahima koi na jani.
Hamne samjha tum abla ho, par tumto sabse badi bala ho.
Jis din haath me Belan aawe, Us din PATNI khub chillave.
Sare bed pe PATNI sove, Pati baith farsh par rove.
Tumse hi ghar MATHURA KASHI, aur tumshe ghar Satyanashi.
Patni Chalisha jo nar gave, sab such chhod param dukh paave