Funny SMS - 18

Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,

Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
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Melody khao khud jaan jao........

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Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain

Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain....
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JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!

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College ki gali me ajeeb khel hota hai,
Classke bahane diloka mel hota hai,

Notes ki jagah love mail hota hai,
Isliye to pappu har sal fail hota Hai..

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1 bar exam me question tha.`challenge kise kahte hai?

Sardar ne sare page chhodkar last page par likha :

Apne bap ki aulad hai to paas kar ke dikha.


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MOSAM SHABAB KA,
NASHA SHARAB KA,
PARDA JANAB KA,
AUR RANG GULAB KA,
IN SAB SE HASEEN,
IN SAB SE LAJAWAB
DEKHO SMS PADNE WALA..
MENDAK TALAAB KA.


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Sustipur se Fresh Nagar tak jane wali
Morning xpress bathroom no.1 par khadi hai,
SWEET yatrign se anurodh hai ki
Kripya apne din ki shuruwat nahakar karen.

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Na Moh na Maya hai,
Aalas tumhi ko aya hai..
Humein bhi Msg kar k dekh lo BETA,
NOKIA ne yeh Mobile Sirf Tumhari Girlfrend k liye nahi banaya hai...

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Lady: Muje Talak chahiye
SARPANCH: Magar vo to kabadi champion hai
LADY: Yehi problem hai khel k jaisa rat ko bhi sirf chhukar chala jata hai.