Funny SMS - 20

1st Man: Yaar meri biwi mere dost ke sath bhaag gayi.
2nd Man : Uski yaad aati hogi naa.
1st Man: Haa yaar.. Bahut acha dost tha!

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Osama to Amitab : How are you?
Amitab : Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam. Aap Kaise Hain?
Osama : Bas Kabhi Goli Kabhi Bomb

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Likho to pigm kuch aisa likho ki,
Kalam bhi rone pe majbur hojaye,
Har lafj me dard bhar do itna ki,
Examinar bhi 35 marks dene par majbur ho jaye.....


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Baith kar unki julfon k saye me,
Swarg jaisa anand aaya,
Kambakhat uske baap ne dekh liya,
Shaam ko hospital me hi hosh aaya.

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FRIEND1: Hum 25 bhai behne hai.
FRIEND2: Oye saale, kya tere ghar family planning wale nahi aaye?
FRIEND1: Aaye toh the par school samjke wapas chale ghaye.

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Fizaon me tum,
Hawaaon me tum,
Baharon me rum,
Ghaton me tum,
Dhoop me tum,
Chhaon me tum,
Sach suna tha....
Buri AATMA ka koi thikana nahi hota.


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Ameer aadmi ne Mazdur se puchha: Batao sex mehnat hai ya mazaa?

Mazdur: Huzur sex mazaa hi hoga. Mehnat hoti to wo bhi aap hami se karvate.


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Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
Are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

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