Sardar Jokes

Interviewer : what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Sardar : Oye ullu ke pathe ...... EVERY YEAR :-)

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Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai" ....
Managr: wht can i do? ..
Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai :-)

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Sardar rail mein susu karne gaya. Wapis aane par,
wife : aapka paajama geela kaise hua?
Sardar,"vahan likha tha,shareer ka koyi angh baahar na nikaalen!!

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Shayari by sardar:-
khidki se dekha to road pr koi nai tha..
Khidki se dekha to road pr koi nai tha..
Road pe jake dekha to khidki me koi nai tha :-)

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INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room and all doors and windows r closed.
How can u Escape if d room got FIRE?
SaRDAR: simple..Stop Imagining

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EK SARDAR NE SABHI DOSTON KO SMS KIYA,
"MY MOBILE NUMBER HAS CHANGED,
EARLIER IT WAS NOKIA 2100 NOW IT IS NOKIA 6600"" !!

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