Funny SMS - 8

College ki gali me ajeeb khel hota hai,
Classke bahane diloka mel hota hai,

Notes ki jagah love mail hota hai,
Isliye to pappu har sal fail hota Hai..

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1 bar exam me question tha.`challenge kise kahte hai?

Sardar NE sare page chhodkar last page par likha :

Apne bap ki aulad hai to paas kar ke dikha.

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Ye pyar bhi ajib cheez hoti hai.

Maa se ho to - MAMTA.
Baap se ho to - KARTAVYA.
Bhai se ho to - DHARM.
Behn se ho to - FARZ.
Aur Biwi se ho to
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Sonu
Monu
Chhotu
Pappu...

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Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac……….tacatac….
De tacatac……….tacatac….

Stupid I am playing table tennis

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Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar kerte ho?
Hubby: Shahjahan jitna.

Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
Hubby: Maine to plot bhi Le liya hai, delay tum ker rahi ho.

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