Jokes - 5

Girlfriends r like chocolates, taste good anytime.

Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.

Wives r like Dal RICE, eaten when there's no choice.

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Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :

99% Sound and 1% Advice….

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WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

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Baniya gave matrimonial ad for his daughter,
working at a call centre:

"Wanted a suitable match for Chandigarh's highest paid call girl"

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Girl: Xcuse me brother, that's my seat.

Boy: OK! But I'm not ur brother,
my father never f#*ked ur mom.

Girl: True, but my father did ! :)

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Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.

Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?

Patient: No, just spots.

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Lalu spoke in love, "Why don't you and I go to some
place where there is nobody."
Pyari flirted, "You won't make any mischief with me
there, would you?"

Lalu assured in fright, "Not at all"
Pyari angered, "Then why the hell you want to go to there?"

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A student In a interview:

How does an electric motor run?
Student:dhuurrrr

Interviewer shouts: stop it.
Student: dhurr dhp dp dup dup.