Jokes - 8

ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya to kaise bahar
nikalega???????
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geela ho ke nikalega......

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ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge .......

sweets nops

sault nopes

think

think




are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......

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whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man
jumping from 10th floor?
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former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)


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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
Orange ?

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socho socho
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the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!