Vardan

BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun.

BANGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai.


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A population survey being taken in a modern times by telephone in the state of Sri Balu Prasad Jadavji.

"NAMASKAR, yeh male/female janch seva samithi hai. Agar app purush hai to phone pe 2 no. Ka button dabaiye, aur agar app female hai to phone par 6 no. Ka button dabaiye, agar inmae se kuch bhi nahe to kuch bhi na dabaiye hum samaj jayen GE."



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Kitni hasin ho tum
Khudko dusroki nazrose bachaya karo

Sirf kaajal lagana kafi nahin
Galeme nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo


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Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.


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Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit: Aey Bhai ! Aap to khud doctor ho.

Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.


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A New Teacher Joins school

He Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.

Teacher asks - "kya TUM Judva ho.??

Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain


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A Rocket & a Plane meet after ages.

Plane says:" yaar rocket TU itni tez raftaar se kaise udh jate ho?"

Rocket replies "yeh toh wohi jaane jis ke Peechwade main AAG lagi ho...."



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