I dropped a coin in sea and prayed for a smart & intelligent friend.
Then God gifted me you and said...
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ITNE PAISE ME TO YAHI MILEGA.... :)
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In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item @ 12.75 n sell @15.25, it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
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Reverse dynamics:
When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty
& when a woman becomes naughty.... She becomes rich.
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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,
But a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed !
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