Funny SMS - 10

Flowers die......... .,
Stories end......... .,

Songs fade........ ..,
Memories are forgotten... .,

All things come to an end,
But people like you,

Always remain forever,
B'cozzzzzzzzzzzz. .... ...

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GHOSTs NEVER DIE......!!! !

Hahaha!!!!!! !!!!!



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Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast



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Sardar ji was filling up application form for a job.

He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote: Yes



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Wife: Oh dear when you remove your specks you look like the same cute boy whom I married 20 years back.

Husband: Yes dear, when I remove my specks and look at you, you also look like the same charming girl whom I married 20 years back.



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Sam and David were sharing their childhood memories.
Sam says: Once when I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and I fell down on the earth unconsciously.

David: Oh my God! Did you survive that accident or you died.
Sam: I don't remember exactly because I was only 4 yeas old at that time.



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Santa: If I die, will you remarry?

Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?

Santa: No, I'll also stay with your sister.



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Lalu: Why are all these people running?

Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Lalu: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running?



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