Funny SMS - 11

Who bhi kya din the jab log humain diwano ki tarah kiss kiya karte the ...

Par haaye hamari phooti kismat us waqt hum 2 saal ke hua karte the ...


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Aiye mere dost,
Andhero ke ghost,
Double ande ka toast,
Bujha hua lamp post,
Murgi ka roast,
I still love U Da Most



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Manzil ki taraf barteh challo

Peche walon ko age na Jane do

Jo age ho unse age niklo

Tabhi tum achche "RIKSHEWALA" ban sakte ho.....



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Love is pakisthan
Romance is afghanisthan
But don't increase population in hindustan.
B,coz there is no place in khabrastan(grav yard)
Lets start the family plan...



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Circuit to Munna: Help me yaar, main jab baat karta hoon
to mujhe sirf awaaz sunai deti hai,

Aadmi nahi dikhta.

Munna : Aaisa kab hota hai?

Circuit : Phone karte waqt !!