Boy : Kuch bhi nahi hota!
Girl : kisi NE dekh liya to?
Boy : kuch nahi hoga bus sedhi raho aur thora khol kar rakho!
Girl : bus bohat hogaya AB mein thumain nahi karne dongi
Boy : please thora as aur karne do!
Agar aaj paper na kar saka to mein fail ho jaonga :p
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wife: Ek baat bolu ?? par maarna nahi;
husband: Bolo;
Wife: mai pregnant hu;
Husband: Hurray!!! its gud news, dar kyu rahi thi ??
Wife: college ke dino mai papa ko bataya tha badi maar padi thi
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1st gadha-yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hu vo mujhe bahut marta hai.
2nd gadha-TU ghar chodd kar bhaag kyo nahi jata ?
1st gadha-kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut sunder ladki hai.vo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki teri shadi is gadhe se kar dunga.bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hu.
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Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan,
Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan
Kyounki…. Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN…..
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Can u think k
2+5=11 , kaise aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum?
Thoda aur dimag lagao
Abhi bhi nahi?
OK let me tell u k kaise aye
Are buddhu itna bhi nahi jante..
"GALTI SE"
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Bahooo aik gair mard ke sath sari raat ghar se bahar rahi, aur saas NE kuch nahi kaha !! Kyon?
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Sooncho
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My bataoon
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Kyon ki saas bi kabhi bahoo thi !
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