Hindi SMS - 8

Abe khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe Sade hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue am,
Circus ke retired Bandar,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai!


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Vo reshmi baalo vali,
Bhuri aankho vali,
Komal hatho or naram pero vali,
Matakti hui andhere me,
Tumhare pass aayegi aur dhire se,
Bolegi.., "Miyaaau"…


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Idhar khuda hai udar khuda hain
Jidhar dekho udar khuda hai

Kabhe telecom ke name par khuda hain
Kabe municipal ke name se khuda hain


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Jahan Dosti hain Wahan Pyaar hain,
Jahan Pyaar hain Waha Ishq hai,

Jahan Ishq hain Wahan Mohabbat,
Jahan Mohabbat hain Wahan Judaai,

Jahan Judaai wahan Dard,
Jahan Dard wahan ZANDU Balm!


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CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.


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CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.


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Munna bhai Style GD Night



Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
Kisi film ki kahani sunane
K liye MSG to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
Tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!

Chal ludak Le..


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EXam's song by Munna bhai:



"Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
Shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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