Funny Jokes - 14

Paani mein Whiskey milao at nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.


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A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.

What did they named them?

They named them as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'


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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
That comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir Chad ke bolegi.


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Biwi ka antim sanskar kar ek aadmi ghar ja raha tha.

Achanak..... Bijli chamki tufan Aaya aur barish Hui,

Dukhi Aadmi bola "Lagta Hai Pahuch Gayi."


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Mashooka: lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toh.

Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyu na usey wahin rahney diya jaye, agar main tumhare aankho mein doobonga to Sahara dega.


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Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,
Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun,

Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh,
Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.


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Two men were in conversation on the beach :

M1: Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ?
M2: Tumhe nahe pata ?

M1: Nahi pata.
M2: Who to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai isliye eesay beach kahete hai...