Funny SMS - 15

Arz kiya hai...
Main bhi tere liye
TAJ MAHAL banaaunga..
Main bhi tere liye TAJ MAHAL banaaunga...
1 cup Subah aur 1 cup Shaam ko Pilaaunga..! !


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Ek hawa ka jhoka as aaya
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho

Darwaze par kisi ki aahat is hui
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho

AB tum hee bataoo...
Kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho


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KHUDA JAB HUSN DETA HAI,
KHUDA JAB ISHQ DETA HAI.
KHUDA JAB ROOP DETA HAI
UDHAR KANJOOSI SE,
AUR IDHAR CHAPPAR FAAD KE DETA HAI :0


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A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in goa, asked a

Sardar:"sardar ji ,sandwich loge? "

Sardar ji replied,"o,kamliye sand wich kyon?, room wich kyon nahi?


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Hum Giray Huyay Ko Uthatay Hain
Hum Bichroon Hoon Ko Milatay Hain

Kiyun K Hum
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Bra Banaate Hain, Hum Bra Banaate HainYeh waqt nahin hai rone ka,
Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka.

Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi,
Jab chipak ke mujse soyee thi.

Ab Jo kiya hai who bharo,
Tab to kahti thi aur karo,aur karo........


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Ek Sardar car ke piche pesab kar raha tha.

A Foreigner said to him "AAPKE YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKADHTI ?"

He replied,"NAHIN HAMAARE YAHAN KHUD PAKADHNA PADHTA HAI !"


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Iss jahan main aae ho to , kuch aaisa kar jaao kadardaan,

Jiss gali se guzro, aawaaz aae --"ABBAJAAN - ABBAJAAN"