Rone de aaj humko TU aansooo bahane de
Baaho mein mujhe Le Le aur khud ko TU bheeg jaane de

Hai iss dil mein itna dard, ki tera daman bhi bheeg jaayega
Monday se intzaar me hoon... Yeh Saturday kab aayega....

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TERI DOSTI KI ROSHNI ITANI HAI KE
HAR TARAF UJALA HI UJALA HAI......

SOCH TA HOON KI.....

SOCH TA HOON KI ........

GHAR KI BIJALI KATWADU AUR
TUJE DIWAR PE LATKA DU.....

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1 purani haveli ke band kamre me Dhool se bhari tasveer ke peechhe lage jaale me Phansi makari ki dum par baithe machchhar ki Kasam.


.."I miss u"..

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Chand pe ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaroon ko bhi nind aati to hogi...

Tum lakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele me apni surat pe hansi aati to hogi....

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Pyaar mein Juban chup ho to ankhen bolti hai,
Ankhen chup ho to dil bolta hai,
Aur agar dil bhi chup ho to?

Toh Log bolte hai

"Ram Naam Satya Hai"

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Ek American nai ek Swami se bola,
Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.

Is par Swami bola kamal hai,
Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.


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Tohar sms jab awat hai,
Hamar ROM-ROM khil jawat hai.
Badan ma gudgudi howat hai.
Eema tohar sms ka kouno kasur naahi,
Who to hamar phoneva ka vibrator on hojawat hai.

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Teacher : Sach aur Veham main kya farak hai?

Boy : Aap hum ko padha rahi hain ye SACH hai. Aur hum padh rahe hain ye aap ka VEHAM hai.


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