Hindi SMS - 10

Ek admi bhagwan se : Bhagwan g aap kab khush hote hain?

Bhagwan : jab Indian flim main koi vilan larki ko pakarta hai.

Aur larki kahti hai, Please mujhe bhagwan k liye chor do. :p

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Ek sardar NE apni engagment tor di!
People asked: Why?
Sardar said: she has no boy friend.
People said: so?
Sardar: Jo kisi ki nahi ho saki who meri kya hogi. :p

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Ek kabuter NE sardar te bith kar diti,

Sardar : ye teri maa NE tenu kachha pana nai sikhaya?

Kabuter : saaley TU kachha pa k karda aein?

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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.

Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U have 3 children?

Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR.

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One day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha…
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Abe kya hai sardar khana bhi nahi kha sakta kya.

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Kya ho gai khata hamse,
Jo sms aana band hai,

Kya aap hamse naraj hai ya,
Mobile connection band hai.

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Jinke Bo hota hey, Bo hatt meyn hilate heyn

Jinke Bo nehni hota heyn Bo ungly laga kar hilate heyn.

Pata hey kya hey Bo ? Bo hey tooth brush.

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A child had never seen his hips

Once his teacher hit him on his hips.

Childn come back to home & see the mirror,

& said

Kamini NE do tukde kar diye.


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