Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe;

Jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...! Toh asli Ravan kaun??


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Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.

He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi!
Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga


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An old rich man marries a young gal.

Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?

Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.

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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu?

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At a dance party,
Boy: will u dance with me?

Girl: main bache k saath nahi nachti..
Boy: so sorry! Mujhe pata nahi tha k aap pregnant hain.