Sardar Jokes - 3

Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun,

Coz it gives light at night when light is needed

& Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!


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Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k

Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?

How much is DRIVING salary...?


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Sardar at bar in New York.

Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"


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Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".

Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".


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Son to sardar : Papa, 5+5 kiney honde ae?

Sardar : Ullu de patte, gadhe, idiot, nalayak, besharam, haram khor, tujhe kuch nahi aata.

Jaa andar se calculator lekar AA.


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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.

Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760


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Sardar proposed a Girl.......

Girl said I'm 1yr elder to you......... ..

Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.


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