Funny Jokes - 15

Ek sardar ka 20 saal baad beta hua. Who udas hogaya.

2nd dost : yaar udas kyon ho?

Sardar: 20 saal baad beta hua tay "oh vi inna chota"


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I asked Abhishek what is the difference between old Umrao Jaan and new Umrao Jaan?

Abhishek: nayi wali se apni setting hai. Aur old wali se papa ki.


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Larka : hum 25 bhean bhai hain.

Larki : kiya aap k ghar family planning wale nahi aate?

Larka : aaye tahe schol samjh k vapas chale gaye.


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Sardar to Girlfriend: Darling main tum se shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar: 1 biwi aur 3 bacche


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Girl : Bus bhi karo AB!
Boy : Kuch bhi nahi hota!
Girl : kisi NE dekh liya to?
Boy : kuch nahi hoga bus sedhi raho aur thora khol kar rakho!
Girl : bus bohat hogaya AB mein thumain nahi karne dongi
Boy : please thora as aur karne do!
Agar aaj paper na kar saka to mein fail ho jaonga :p


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Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kiya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k pass ja k Beth jata hoon
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: to AC on kar leta hoon


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Beta: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kamzor ho gae hai mujhe ek chashma la do.
Kanjos baap bete ko bahar Le kar aya aur bola who kya hai Bata.

Beta: Suraj
Baap: aur kitna dur dhaikhe Ga?