Aadmi Biwi se darta hai, Biwi Chuhhe sedarti hai!
Duniya gol hai....
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Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita...
Pehla macchar bola: Ghar kaha re abi to sirf plot kharida hai...
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Boy to girl: Hey, if I climb this coconut tree, I can see engineering college girls.
Girl: Leave both the hands from the tree top and you can see medical college girls.
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Judge: Is sardar ke dono kan kaat do.
Sardar: Nahin main andha ho jaunga.
Judge: Kaan katne se andha kaise honge?
Sardar: Chashma kya tere baap ke kan pe bethaunga?
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Sardarji went to his neighbour's house for a function and had some snacks.
Sardar: Chakli ka taste bahut hi different hai!
Neighbour: Who chakli nahi, Mosquito coil hai !
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Teacher: You idiot! At your age Einstein was ranked 1st in class. What about you?
Student: Sir, at your age Hitler committed suicide! What about you?!
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Ek sharabi mar hi raha ta tab Bhagwan pratyaksh hoke usse poocha: "Koi antim ichcha?'
Sharabi: Aagle janam me ek liver extra laga dena!
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