Santa Banta Jokes - 8

Santa: Main nikala gadi Le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe Maine pucha oye ki sardar pagal hote hai?

Mendak jump in water

Santa: “Oye isme suisaide karne vali konsi baat thi?”

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Santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha

Logon NE kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?

Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.

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Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?

Santa : Simple, Stop imagining.

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Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ?

A: He was ironing the curtain

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Santa is in a dissection class of cockroach.
He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks.

He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...."

Finally he wrote the conclusion.. ....
..... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"

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A Tamilian call up Santa and asks " Tamil therima??"

Santa got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"

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Santa and Banta looking at Egyptian mummy.

Santa : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.

Banta : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....

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Our Santa on an interview 4 DA post detective.

Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?

Santa : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......

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