Funny SMS - 13

Money can buy...
House but not Home...
Bed not Sleep...
Medicine not health...
MONEY-IS-DIRTY
It only causes pains and sufferings
SO SEND ME UR MONEY AND BE HAPPY



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Democratic differences between USA & India:

In USA you can kiss in public places but cannot shit,
In India you can shit in public places but cannot kiss!


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PJ:

Que: Why does ADNAN SAMI sing geela geela ???
Think, Think, Think,
Don't know?
ANS: No huggies available in elephant size.!!!


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Have something for U
Close ur eyes !
1...2..3..

Cheater, U didn't close ur eyes, so nothing 4U.


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A child had never seen his hips

Once his teacher hit him on his hips.

Childn come back to home & see the mirror,

& said

Kamini NE do tukde kar diye.


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Biwi ka antim sanskar kar ek aadmi ghar ja raha tha.

Achanak..... Bijli chamki tufan Aaya aur barish Hui,

Dukhi Aadmi bola "Lagta Hai Pahuch Gayi."



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KABHI KABHI
MERE DIL ME
KHAYAL AATA HAI........

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KABHI KABHI
MERE DIL ME
KHAYAL AATA HAI........

KAHA THANA
KABHI KABHI AATA HAI,
AAJ NAHI AAYA

AANE KE BAAD BATAUNGA